July 2012
I need to find someone who loves Lana Del Ray as much as me so we can listen to her together and cry over how perfect and brilliant she is and omg
thefirstswallowsang:
Simon & Garfunkel - Mrs...
I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist. To everyone in love: you don’t know how lucky you are.
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
ofthecherryvariety:
wingaardiumlevi0sa:
there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.
out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
i hope mine fell in someone’s cleavage
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
some fucking weirdo in my film class has been standing in the corner stroking his laptop for 10 minutes now
patrickstumphy:
it looks so sunny outside
let’s open some windows
Watchturbulenced:
videohall:
Husband pranks wife while driving down highway
“If I wasn’t terrified of my wife/gf, I’d try something like that.”
“He’s really lucky she didn’t try to grab the wheel.”
“I like how the kids are already crying in the background. For added ambiance to the joke.”
“Better check for skid marks.”
“The way this guy said “I’m sorry, it was funny” should be the universal...
“I like my body when it is with your body.”
– E.E. Cummings (via dumbhore)
